If you're looking for logic in a leftist city, you're in the wrong comedy club.

In this hilarious episode of the "Twilight Zone: Progressive Edition," Governor Kathy Hokel of New York takes center stage, showcasing the latest in blue city migration strategies. It's a delightful romp through the world of leftist policy-making, where the villains are bold, the laws are optional, and the punchline is always on the taxpayers. CNN, ever the beacon of clarity, tries to dissect why Gotham—err, New York City—has become the premiere destination for the "1% criminal element" within the migrant community. These industrious individuals, not content with merely delivering food or working at gas stations, have embraced the entrepreneurial spirit of grand larceny and organized retail theft, because why hustle in Florida when you can be a criminal mastermind in the Big Apple and not spend a day in jail?

Floridian hospitality: Come spend your stolen cash, just don't try to shoplift here.

Dave Rubin, serving as our guide through this bureaucratic circus, can barely contain his amusement. The segment he highlights paints a picture of New York as a veritable paradise for those with a penchant for petty crime, where stealing is just part of the city's charm. The criminals, it seems, have found their utopia: a place where the consequences are as absent as the logic in its governance. Rubin's advice to these ne'er-do-wells? Keep New York weird and wonderful with your larcenous escapades but don't bring that nonsense to Florida—where the laws actually apply. It's a stark reminder that in some parts of the country, "fair point" translates to "you can't make this stuff up."

In summary, it's not a bug; it's a feature.

The absurdity of the situation is almost too rich to believe. New York, under the stewardship of Hokel and her ilk, has become a case study in how not to run a city, unless, of course, you're aiming for a comedy special. Meanwhile, Florida stands as the sensible sibling, shaking its head at the hijinks up north. Rubin’s take is a masterclass in pointing out the lunacy of leftist policies with a smirk, reminding us that sometimes, the truth is stranger—and funnier—than fiction. So, to all you aspiring criminals out there, New York beckons with open arms, just remember: Florida is not so forgiving.