Who Signed That Law? Maybe Not Joe
A robot pen might’ve had more power than the President—and now folks are asking who told it what to write.
Sane Perspective
Autopen-gate: The Ink-Stained Shadow Presidency
So the leftwing press is having a giggle-fit over conservatives daring to ask if Joe Biden was even awake when "he" signed executive orders—but here's the not-so-funny part: if Biden wasn’t mentally present, who was making decisions for America? This isn’t tinfoil hat time; it’s basic logic. The man couldn't answer simple questions during his interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur—and that was before the flurry of orders rubber-stamped by the magical robo-signature machine. If Joe was a barely-functioning mascot, that means unelected Obama alumni like Susan Rice and Valerie Jarrett might’ve been running the country like it was a weekend board game. The media wants you to laugh it off as “MAGA meltdown,” but if a president’s not lucid and unelected bureaucrats are pulling the strings, that’s not funny—it’s treason-adjacent. And let’s be real: mocking this as “obsession” just proves they’re scared someone might follow the pen trail back to the real power behind the teleprompter. Visit the article if you enjoy watching leftists pretend constitutional crises are just conspiracy fan fiction.
Woke Perspective
Republicans Are So Scared of Paperwork They Think It’s a Coup
So now Republicans are crying scandal over... a pen? Yes, MAGA-world is in full frothy meltdown over President Biden’s supposed use of an autopen, claiming it’s proof he was too senile to be president and that shadowy deep-state operatives were pulling the strings. What’s actually happening is a routine bureaucratic tool—the autopen—used by several presidents including their beloved Reagan. But because Biden (an elder white man who dares to support trans rights and BIPOC lives) used it, suddenly it’s treason. The Right’s obsession with “who controlled the pen” isn’t about governance; it’s just another dog-whistle to feed QAnon-adjacent conspiracies, undermining faith in democracy, and justifying their obsession with Trump the orange overlord. Instead of doing their jobs, these Republicans chase fictional plots straight out of a bad Netflix thriller. It’s like white male fragility in full technicolor.