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Tesla Cybertruck Review: That's one big wiper

Tesla Cybertruck Review: That's one big wiper

It’s perfect for those who fantasize about Mad Max scenarios while driving to Starbucks.

Jan 29, 2024Technology
Governor Katie Hobbs is NOT pro choice

Governor Katie Hobbs is NOT pro choice

It's like she saw education choice functioning properly and said, "Not on my watch!"

Jan 29, 2024Education
Conspiracy to Kill America Bureaucratically

Conspiracy to Kill America Bureaucratically

They took over the money supply a long time ago. The goal has always been full control

Jan 26, 2024Political
Careful or they'll cancel your bank

Careful or they'll cancel your bank

Imagine, you trust a bank for years, and then one fine day, poof! They block your account faster than a Twitter troll blocks logic.

Jan 26, 2024Business
Mark Normand was invaded

Mark Normand was invaded

Some random dude in a fashion disaster of a yellow beanie and red coat crashes the stage

Jan 26, 2024Entertainment
Operation Lone Star Continues with Razor Wire

Operation Lone Star Continues with Razor Wire

Texas claims federal agents are playing Edward Scissorhands with their razor-wire barriers.

Jan 26, 2024Political
Media Matters discounts border threat

Media Matters discounts border threat

8 million people crossing the border illegally sounds like a stat from a dystopian novel

Jan 25, 2024Political
Democrats have become what they were afraid of

Democrats have become what they were afraid of

A scathing indictment of the Democratic party, painting them as hypocrites who've betrayed their liberal roots in a power-hungry frenzy.

Jan 25, 2024Political
Elon Musk visits Auschwitz, with Ben Shapiro

Elon Musk visits Auschwitz, with Ben Shapiro

In the case of 'X', it's the users who make the tweets, not the platform. Musk just gave them the microphone, he didn't write their script.

Jan 23, 2024Entertainment
Zelenskyy is a comic war leader - The Showman

Zelenskyy is a comic war leader - The Showman

It's the tale of a comedian turned president, learning the hard way that when it comes to international politics, the joke's often on you.

Jan 23, 2024War and Crime
MSNBC decides to not air Trump's Iowa caucus victory speech

MSNBC decides to not air Trump's Iowa caucus victory speech

They're not just reporting news; they're shaping it to fit their narrative. And in doing so, they're not just disrespecting Trump; they're underestimating their audience's intelligence.

Jan 23, 2024Political
White House is sure Republicans want less border patrol

White House is sure Republicans want less border patrol

Fox News reporter Jacqui Heinrich presses Karine Jean-Pierre about a "false" claim about border patrol.

Jan 23, 2024Political
California State University faculty strike. Oh no

California State University faculty strike. Oh no

California State University faculty launch weeklong strike. More money, more problems

Jan 23, 2024Education
Israel's Netanyahu rejects Palestinian sovereignty post-war

Israel's Netanyahu rejects Palestinian sovereignty post-war

Netanyahu's all like, "Full control over Gaza? You bet. Palestinian state? In your dreams, buddy." This is him thumbing his nose at U.S. President Joe Biden's pie-in-the-sky idea that maybe, just maybe, they could all join hands and find a magical solution for Palestinian statehood.

Jan 22, 2024War and Crime
Get to know your new buzzwords

Get to know your new buzzwords

It's a giant therapy session, but with more acronyms.

Jan 22, 2024Political
FAA cozy with Boeing, your loss

FAA cozy with Boeing, your loss

Too big to fail? More like too connected to fail. They're not just a company; they're a behemoth with tentacles wrapped around the military, civil aviation, and apparently, the hearts and minds of politicians.

Jan 22, 2024General News
Sports Illustrated went woke now...

Sports Illustrated went woke now...

The author learned all about race, sexuality, class, and gender in sports through SI

Jan 22, 2024Sports
Careful asking POC for help

Careful asking POC for help

A step-by-step guide on how to tiptoe around people of color as if they were made of glass

Jan 22, 2024Business
Gender politics is in every nook and cranny

Gender politics is in every nook and cranny

Who needs basic biology when you can redefine reality

Jan 22, 2024Lifestyle
Human Nature, Shuman Bature

Human Nature, Shuman Bature

A delightful journey through the looking glass of woke ideology, where everything's made up and the biological points don't matter.

Jan 22, 2024Lifestyle
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