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Doctor Who: A Time Lord’s Woke Funeral

Doctor Who: A Time Lord’s Woke Funeral

A beloved sci-fi legend derails into a cringe-inducing lecture series—and audiences are bailing faster than a Dalek at a stair convention.

Mar 13, 2025Entertainment
Buyer’s Remorse: Fired Trump Voter Regrets Her Vote

Buyer’s Remorse: Fired Trump Voter Regrets Her Vote

One woman voted for Trump because she wanted free IVF—but now she’s out of a job and second-guessing her decision.

Mar 5, 2025Economy
Supreme Court Rejects DEI Hypocrisy – Straight Woman’s Case Moves Forward

Supreme Court Rejects DEI Hypocrisy – Straight Woman’s Case Moves Forward

Could the woke legal house of cards finally be collapsing?

Feb 28, 2025Political
Epstein Files Drop: Elites in Panic Mode

Epstein Files Drop: Elites in Panic Mode

A newly unsealed court document names over 100 individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein, including high-profile figures like Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. What are the odds mainstream media suddenly loses interest?

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime
CIA Secrets Exposed: Prisoner’s Torture Sketches

CIA Secrets Exposed: Prisoner’s Torture Sketches

The left suddenly cares about government abuse—but only when it suits them.

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime

CIA and Syria: Secrets, Torture, and Lies

The West’s dirty little secret? Syria’s prisons were useful.

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime

National Parks in Trouble? Or Just More Bureaucratic Drama?

Washington's budget mess is causing layoffs, but is it really a crisis—or just a long-overdue trim?

Feb 28, 2025Lifestyle
Yosemite Staff Whine as Tourists Enjoy Nature

Yosemite Staff Whine as Tourists Enjoy Nature

Bureaucrats in Yosemite turn to virtue signaling instead of doing their jobs, protesting Trump-era job cuts with an upside-down flag stunt.

Feb 24, 2025Political
Hollywood Meltdown Over a Passport Label

Hollywood Meltdown Over a Passport Label

Actor Hunter Schafer cries foul over a male gender marker on a government document.

Feb 24, 2025Lifestyle
Federal Bureaucracy: The Sacred Cow Elon Musk Dared to Question

Federal Bureaucracy: The Sacred Cow Elon Musk Dared to Question

Elon Musk questioned the necessity of federal workers, and the bureaucracy fired back—not with proof of efficiency, but with outrage at being questioned.

Feb 23, 2025Political
Joy Reid’s Show Canceled: The Left Eats Its Own

Joy Reid’s Show Canceled: The Left Eats Its Own

MSNBC’s latest shake-up sacrifices one of its loudest voices, proving that even woke warriors aren’t safe from the corporate guillotine.

Feb 23, 2025Entertainment
Trump Declares War on Bureaucracy & Weak Borders at CPAC

Trump Declares War on Bureaucracy & Weak Borders at CPAC

Is it a government job if you actually have to show up? Trump says no.

Feb 23, 2025Political
Woody Harrelson Exposes Fauci’s “Evil” Playbook

Woody Harrelson Exposes Fauci’s “Evil” Playbook

The Hollywood star calls out Fauci’s dark history, linking it to deadly policies.

Feb 23, 2025Health
Measles Panic: Media Hypes Texas Outbreak for Control

Measles Panic: Media Hypes Texas Outbreak for Control

Bureaucrats and the media are seizing on a Texas measles outbreak to push more mandates and fear, but is this really about health—or just another excuse for control?

Feb 23, 2025Health
Pentagon Trims Bureaucratic Fat—5,400 Laid Off, More to Come!

Pentagon Trims Bureaucratic Fat—5,400 Laid Off, More to Come!

The Pentagon is axing thousands of civilian workers to meet efficiency goals, aligning with Trump’s push to cut government waste.

Feb 23, 2025Economy
NASA & SpaceX: Adapting, Innovating, and Launching Faster!

NASA & SpaceX: Adapting, Innovating, and Launching Faster!

A last-minute switch to a veteran Dragon spacecraft keeps Crew-10 on track, proving that flexibility and smart engineering keep space travel soaring.

Feb 12, 2025General News
Pope Scolds Trump, Ignores Reality Again

Pope Scolds Trump, Ignores Reality Again

Francis lectures from Rome while America deals with chaos

Feb 12, 2025Lifestyle
Mahomes and Kelce Stay Neutral, Media Panics

Mahomes and Kelce Stay Neutral, Media Panics

Athletes make bland comments, but the media reads between the lines like a conspiracy theorist with a red yarn-covered corkboard.

Feb 9, 2025Sports
South Africa's "Struggle Song" or Thinly Veiled Call for Violence?

South Africa's "Struggle Song" or Thinly Veiled Call for Violence?

A catchy little tune about killing white farmers is stirring up controversy—who could have seen that coming?

Feb 9, 2025War and Crime
The Pentagon’s Missing Billions: Where Did It Go?

The Pentagon’s Missing Billions: Where Did It Go?

The U.S. military can't pass an audit, but somehow, we keep giving them more money—while soldiers' families rely on food stamps.

Feb 9, 2025Political
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