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Trump's "White Genocide" Exception Sparks Liberal Meltdown

Trump's "White Genocide" Exception Sparks Liberal Meltdown

Why did the left suddenly forget that South Africans fleeing racial persecution used to be a good reason for asylum?

May 19, 2025General News
Who Signed That Law? Maybe Not Joe

Who Signed That Law? Maybe Not Joe

A robot pen might’ve had more power than the President—and now folks are asking who told it what to write.

May 17, 2025Political
Woke Media Spins Catfight Into Civil Rights Epic

Woke Media Spins Catfight Into Civil Rights Epic

Hard fouls and harder feelings—WNBA turns into WWF with ponytails and pronouns.

May 17, 2025Sports
Millions Stream Ye’s Banned Song—Media Freaks Out

Millions Stream Ye’s Banned Song—Media Freaks Out

Turns out, people still prefer free speech over a nanny state with censors and safe spaces.

May 14, 2025Entertainment
Canada's Crown Circus: King Charles, Sovereignty, and Shrinking Borders

Canada's Crown Circus: King Charles, Sovereignty, and Shrinking Borders

PM Carney invites King Charles to lecture Parliament while pledging Canadian "sovereignty"—right before cozying up to Trump and outsourcing the economy.

May 6, 2025Political
Elite Media vs. Real-World Horror

Elite Media vs. Real-World Horror

They won’t live near MS-13, but they’ll guilt you if you don’t want to either.

May 4, 2025War and Crime
White Fear or Common Sense? Cultural Identity Gets Real

White Fear or Common Sense? Cultural Identity Gets Real

Is "preserving whiteness" just racism, or a rational plea to stop America's cultural self-implosion?

May 4, 2025Opinion
He Can't Believe What This Professor Said About Race, Responsibility, and the Reparation Racket

He Can't Believe What This Professor Said About Race, Responsibility, and the Reparation Racket

Two smart professors debate race without yelling—but the left still won’t like it because they mention personal responsibility.

May 4, 2025Opinion
Doctor Who: A Time Lord’s Woke Funeral

Doctor Who: A Time Lord’s Woke Funeral

A beloved sci-fi legend derails into a cringe-inducing lecture series—and audiences are bailing faster than a Dalek at a stair convention.

Mar 13, 2025Entertainment
Buyer’s Remorse: Fired Trump Voter Regrets Her Vote

Buyer’s Remorse: Fired Trump Voter Regrets Her Vote

One woman voted for Trump because she wanted free IVF—but now she’s out of a job and second-guessing her decision.

Mar 5, 2025Economy
Supreme Court Rejects DEI Hypocrisy – Straight Woman’s Case Moves Forward

Supreme Court Rejects DEI Hypocrisy – Straight Woman’s Case Moves Forward

Could the woke legal house of cards finally be collapsing?

Feb 28, 2025Political
Epstein Files Drop: Elites in Panic Mode

Epstein Files Drop: Elites in Panic Mode

A newly unsealed court document names over 100 individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein, including high-profile figures like Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. What are the odds mainstream media suddenly loses interest?

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime
CIA Secrets Exposed: Prisoner’s Torture Sketches

CIA Secrets Exposed: Prisoner’s Torture Sketches

The left suddenly cares about government abuse—but only when it suits them.

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime

CIA and Syria: Secrets, Torture, and Lies

The West’s dirty little secret? Syria’s prisons were useful.

Feb 28, 2025War and Crime

National Parks in Trouble? Or Just More Bureaucratic Drama?

Washington's budget mess is causing layoffs, but is it really a crisis—or just a long-overdue trim?

Feb 28, 2025Lifestyle
Yosemite Staff Whine as Tourists Enjoy Nature

Yosemite Staff Whine as Tourists Enjoy Nature

Bureaucrats in Yosemite turn to virtue signaling instead of doing their jobs, protesting Trump-era job cuts with an upside-down flag stunt.

Feb 24, 2025Political
Hollywood Meltdown Over a Passport Label

Hollywood Meltdown Over a Passport Label

Actor Hunter Schafer cries foul over a male gender marker on a government document.

Feb 24, 2025Lifestyle
Federal Bureaucracy: The Sacred Cow Elon Musk Dared to Question

Federal Bureaucracy: The Sacred Cow Elon Musk Dared to Question

Elon Musk questioned the necessity of federal workers, and the bureaucracy fired back—not with proof of efficiency, but with outrage at being questioned.

Feb 23, 2025Political
Joy Reid’s Show Canceled: The Left Eats Its Own

Joy Reid’s Show Canceled: The Left Eats Its Own

MSNBC’s latest shake-up sacrifices one of its loudest voices, proving that even woke warriors aren’t safe from the corporate guillotine.

Feb 23, 2025Entertainment
Trump Declares War on Bureaucracy & Weak Borders at CPAC

Trump Declares War on Bureaucracy & Weak Borders at CPAC

Is it a government job if you actually have to show up? Trump says no.

Feb 23, 2025Political
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